trying to figure out someone else’s shower
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
Me to the person cutting my hair
"do u want the rest of my food"
"here u can have them"
sexist/homophobe/racist: “everybody has the right to their own opinion :) it’s a free country i can say whatever i want :)”